WTF??? Snow again!
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WTF??? Snow again!
(&%*%$&%#^%#$*&^%)&^()*&
We just received 2" of snow in the last hour. Old man winter is a whore-b*tch. (EDIT: I wrote a synonym for prostitute in front of b*tch, but it isn't coming thru the filters. My word starts with a W, and rhymes with hoar). I curse at him. I swear at him. I have now decided that my new aim in life is to hunt that bastard down, and - after using a vice-grip to soften his gums - I will tear his teeth out of that ragged mouth one by one. I will then slowly cut his tongue into thin ribbons with a razor. When I am done with that, I will rip his heart out of that emaciated chest and squeeze the blood that still flows from its limp beating into his ravaged mouth. When I am done doing that, I will severe his testicles and launch them into the sea. Finally, I will throw his body down a garbage chute and set the whole damn mess on fire.
#(*^%)*&^%
We just received 2" of snow in the last hour. Old man winter is a whore-b*tch. (EDIT: I wrote a synonym for prostitute in front of b*tch, but it isn't coming thru the filters. My word starts with a W, and rhymes with hoar). I curse at him. I swear at him. I have now decided that my new aim in life is to hunt that bastard down, and - after using a vice-grip to soften his gums - I will tear his teeth out of that ragged mouth one by one. I will then slowly cut his tongue into thin ribbons with a razor. When I am done with that, I will rip his heart out of that emaciated chest and squeeze the blood that still flows from its limp beating into his ravaged mouth. When I am done doing that, I will severe his testicles and launch them into the sea. Finally, I will throw his body down a garbage chute and set the whole damn mess on fire.
#(*^%)*&^%
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Re: WTF??? Snow again!
Same here...I was rocking one kid to sleep then the other tells me there is snow. Very cruel! Luckily I still have my snows on.
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The S.O.B wont stay down
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Re: WTF??? Snow again!
I like the snow, but think summer should come soon.
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Re: WTF??? Snow again!
Weather forecast:
Snow tonight
Thunderstorms in the morning with a high of 14 in the afternoon.
Gotta love Canada, eh?
Snow tonight
Thunderstorms in the morning with a high of 14 in the afternoon.
Gotta love Canada, eh?
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Wouldn't it suck, if you died, and were at the gates of heaven, about to walk through when this really big guy steps infront of you and says.. "you had something to say to me?"Geoffrey wrote:(&%*%$&%#^%#$*&^%)&^()*&
We just received 2" of snow in the last hour. Old man winter is a whore-b*tch. (EDIT: I wrote a synonym for prostitute in front of b*tch, but it isn't coming thru the filters. My word starts with a W, and rhymes with hoar). I curse at him. I swear at him. I have now decided that my new aim in life is to hunt that bastard down, and - after using a vice-grip to soften his gums - I will tear his teeth out of that ragged mouth one by one. I will then slowly cut his tongue into thin ribbons with a razor. When I am done with that, I will rip his heart out of that emaciated chest and squeeze the blood that still flows from its limp beating into his ravaged mouth. When I am done doing that, I will severe his testicles and launch them into the sea. Finally, I will throw his body down a garbage chute and set the whole damn mess on fire.
#(*^%)*&^%
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Morpheus wrote:Wouldn't it suck, if you died, and were at the gates of heaven, about to walk through when this really big guy steps infront of you and says.. "you had something to say to me?"Geoffrey wrote:(&%*%$&%#^%#$*&^%)&^()*&
We just received 2" of snow in the last hour. Old man winter is a whore-b*tch. (EDIT: I wrote a synonym for prostitute in front of b*tch, but it isn't coming thru the filters. My word starts with a W, and rhymes with hoar). I curse at him. I swear at him. I have now decided that my new aim in life is to hunt that bastard down, and - after using a vice-grip to soften his gums - I will tear his teeth out of that ragged mouth one by one. I will then slowly cut his tongue into thin ribbons with a razor. When I am done with that, I will rip his heart out of that emaciated chest and squeeze the blood that still flows from its limp beating into his ravaged mouth. When I am done doing that, I will severe his testicles and launch them into the sea. Finally, I will throw his body down a garbage chute and set the whole damn mess on fire.
#(*^%)*&^%
Which big guy are you talking about now?
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I love you Scotto...Geoffrey wrote:(&%*%$&%#^%#$*&^%)&^()*&
We just received 2" of snow in the last hour. Old man winter is a whore-b*tch. (EDIT: I wrote a synonym for prostitute in front of b*tch, but it isn't coming thru the filters. My word starts with a W, and rhymes with hoar). I curse at him. I swear at him. I have now decided that my new aim in life is to hunt that bastard down, and - after using a vice-grip to soften his gums - I will tear his teeth out of that ragged mouth one by one. I will then slowly cut his tongue into thin ribbons with a razor. When I am done with that, I will rip his heart out of that emaciated chest and squeeze the blood that still flows from its limp beating into his ravaged mouth. When I am done doing that, I will severe his testicles and launch them into the sea. Finally, I will throw his body down a garbage chute and set the whole damn mess on fire.
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Re: WTF??? Snow again!
It's my fault, blame me. I took the hard top and winters off the car and took the winters off the truck today. It was bound to happen.
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Re: WTF??? Snow again!
They're forecasting wet snow overnight here, but it is "overnight" right now, and I have yet to see anything. Hopefully just rain if anything up here.
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Gonna be 16° here today!!
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Mother nature is one skitzo b*tch.
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I think I got the grass seed down on the front lawn at the perfect time yesterday. To be honest I didn't mind the rain / snow last night.
It was kind of cool at one point though. I woke up in the middle of the night to my dog moving around, she gets wrestless when there's thunder storms. I looked out the window and saw snow falling at the same time as seeing lightning and hearing thunder. I've never seen that before.
I woke my wife up to take a look, needless to say she wasn't as intrigued as I was lol
It was kind of cool at one point though. I woke up in the middle of the night to my dog moving around, she gets wrestless when there's thunder storms. I looked out the window and saw snow falling at the same time as seeing lightning and hearing thunder. I've never seen that before.
I woke my wife up to take a look, needless to say she wasn't as intrigued as I was lol
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