Hi, my name is Gino
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Hi, my name is Gino
I'm an SWM looking for an SWF.
I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:
"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."
I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.
"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."
So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..
"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."
"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."
Anyway that's me. If you have the same interests maybe we can hook up sometime!
I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:
"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."
I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.
"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."
So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..
"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."
"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."
Anyway that's me. If you have the same interests maybe we can hook up sometime!
Watch it! I'm keeping my eye on you.
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Re: Hi, my name is Gino
He's here all week folks, don't forget to tip your waitstaff.
I ♥ my PATHFInDERs.
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Re: Hi, my name is Gino
I haven't stopped playing that all morning, thanks Gino! My staff loves you.
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Re: Hi, my name is Gino
Don't make me - make YOU the first one banned from this board!!X-Treme wrote:Hey Carri, I have something for you.
I ♥ my PATHFInDERs.
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Re: Hi, my name is Gino
LOL...Pezzy wrote:Don't make me - make YOU the first one banned from this board!!X-Treme wrote:Hey Carri, I have something for you.
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Re: Hi, my name is Gino
PM sent.....X-Treme wrote:
Anyway that's me. If you have the same interests maybe we can hook up sometime!
Oh poop!
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Re: Hi, my name is Gino
You weren't kidding about being a novelist. now excuse me whilst I go bang my head against the wall to get that song out of my head
oh happy dance happy dance
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oh happy dance happy dance
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Re: Hi, my name is Gino
OH, you clicked the link?!?!?! Poor Bastard!HolidayNation wrote:You weren't kidding about being a novelist. now excuse me whilst I go bang my head against the wall to get that song out of my head
oh happy dance happy dance
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