Hi, my name is Gino

Post by **X-Treme** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:16 am

I'm an SWM looking for an SWF.

I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.

"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..

"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

Anyway that's me. If you have the same interests maybe we can hook up sometime!

Post by **Pezzy** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:56 am

He's here all week folks, don't forget to tip your waitstaff.

Post by **X-Treme** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:09 am

Hey Carri, I have something for you.

Post by **Bamboozled** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:50 am

I haven't stopped playing that all morning, thanks Gino! My staff loves you.

Post by **X-Treme** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:08 am

I'm here to entertain.

Post by **Pezzy** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:23 am

X-Treme wrote:Hey Carri, I have something for you.

Don't make me - make YOU the first one banned from this board!!

Post by **X-Treme** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:38 am

Go ahead, I know you wanna! :blush2:

Post by **Darien** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:47 pm

Pezzy wrote:
X-Treme wrote:Hey Carri, I have something for you.
Don't make me - make YOU the first one banned from this board!!

LOL...

Post by **inblack** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:15 am

OHH NOOOO WHY

Tell me WHY

Why did we let him back in????????

Post by **X-Treme** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:41 am

Post by **medic** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:07 am

X-Treme wrote:
Anyway that's me. If you have the same interests maybe we can hook up sometime!

PM sent.....

Oh poop!

Post by **rush356** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:59 am

Hello Gino

Post by **Fade_2_Black** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:10 am

Hi Gino!!!!

Post by **HolidayNation** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:16 am

You weren't kidding about being a novelist.

now excuse me whilst I go bang my head against the wall to get that song out of my head

oh happy dance happy dance

E

Post by **Simon** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:19 am

HolidayNation wrote:You weren't kidding about being a novelist. now excuse me whilst I go bang my head against the wall to get that song out of my head

oh happy dance happy dance

E

OH, you clicked the link?!?!?! Poor Bastard!

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