New model GPS available

[inblack]

found on Craigslist in Toronto. We have to admit though that we feel the guy’s pain. For his sake, hope that the 2008 STBEG GPS system looks a bit like the one pictured above… (Pic: Carscoop)

This is the 2008-STBEG model. (Soon-To-Be-Ex-Girlfriend):


5’11”, 130 lbs – fits nicely into the passenger seat.

In addition to telling you where you are supposed to go, it will also inform you that:
You missed a turn a block after you passed it
You are going too fast
You are going to slow
The radio is too loud
Your seatbelt is not fastened properly
You have no time to stop for a coffee
Your tie does not match your shirt
Will keep you informed while driving with slanderous gossip about your mutual friends
Keep track of and log every driving mistake you have ever made and reference them every time you make a remotely similar error.

And in case the program crashes, it also has a built in failsafe mechanism that will continually insist that you stop and ask for directions.

[momud]

why are you talking about Pezzy this way?

[Jayman]

[X-Treme]

why are you talking about Pezzy this way?

Oh, you didn't just do that.

[medic]

Hmmmmm.....I'm not walking through this minefield

[rush356]

Hmmm

[Pezzy]

why are you talking about Pezzy this way?

As if!

I'm only 5' 4"